Oh Where, Oh Where....

(to the tune of, well, you know!)

Oh, where, oh, where have our 3 passports gone?
Oh, where, oh, where can they be?
We applied on time for a June arrival
Oh, where, oh, where can they be???

Oh, where, oh, where have our 3 passports gone?
Oh, where, oh, where can they be?
You would think they'd arrive here at the given time
For such an exorbitant fee!

Oh, where, oh, where have our 3 passports gone?
Oh, where, oh, are they kept?
At the bottom of the pile in the passport office
Where all the other missionary's passports collect!