House Rules

I know I've stated these rules on many occasions, but clearly I am just not assertive enough to stand by them. The rule of the house is that we don't host if only one person does all the work around here. At this point in time, the help is scarce and we have 12 people coming for dinner on Sunday (still no menu has been decided upon!) and our Bible study on Monday, a number for which I have no idea, considering someone informed me Wednesday night they are "visiting" our Bible study. I think I need a housekeeper, because I'm off to an all day crop tomorrow and we all know what means! When I return home, the house will look twice as bad as it does right now! YIKES! I'm tired just thinking about it.