Maybe this is why....

I have spent a little time today catching up with the news. I'm not sure why I haven't done that recently, as I am typically a news rover! I just like to know what's going on in the world and frequent FOX news, the Washington Post and occasionally CNN. Today, I clicked on an otherwise non-interesting story about Pamela Anderson getting married in four different places this month. It was after reading this quote that I started to understand why these stories rarely interest me:

Asked how she's coping with her nerves before the big event, she replied: "I have two words for you: champagne."

I just had to laugh out loud when I read that one!! Two, huh? I bet her kids can count better than that!!