Knee How

I know that's not how it's really spelled, but I figure just to make my point more clear. I don't speak, write or understand Chinese. About once a year, someone calls here and starts rattling off a bunch of jumbly jum to me... and I have to say, "I'm sorry, I don't speak Chinese." They are typically stunned and finish the call with, "OK, sowry!!" That's it. It's funny being a Sheng (with blonde hair).